I seek refuge in Allah from Shaytan the Accursed
In the name of Allah the Beneficent the Merciful
Fa Qaaf (Two Arabic letters)
Verily, We created the chicken a (wonderful) creation
And We boiled the eggs, a boiling
And We sent with thunder, lightning
And We made the air fresh
As for he who denies our signs, We shall hang him a hanging
And choke him, a choking
As for he who knocks on the door of a harlot, a knocking
Then commits in her house; philandering
We shall burn him in the fire, a burning
Indeed our punishment it is the abiding
Indeed our enemy he is the most wretched
For I swear by the glitter of the Dinar
And I swear by the braying of the ass
Indeed I am Allah the Creator, the Conqueror
So obey me and do not be of the unbelievers
And fear a day when no Dirham will benefit nor will a Dollar
The day the unbelievers will be cast into the fire
And they shall not be able to bear it nor escape
As for those who feared their Lord, they are the best
They shall have gardens under which run rivers
And crates of whiskey
and dancing girls with no veil
"Allah" spoke the truth
This is not the Quran. This is a surah like it